Fan Mail, Part IV

9:40am on April 10, 2014 •
they forgot the con about it killing babies

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9:20am on April 10, 2014 •
This is stupid!!

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9:40am on April 9, 2014 •
I suppose they are now going to sue

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9:20am on April 9, 2014 •
either way creepy

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9:40am on April 8, 2014 •
9:20am on April 8, 2014 •
9:40am on April 6, 2014 •
Those safety measures be standard

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9:20am on April 6, 2014 •
Just because women

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9:40am on April 5, 2014 •
no need to waste taxpayer dollars

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9:20am on April 5, 2014 •
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