I could have adopted her

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9:40am on August 15, 2013 •
sounds like freaking obama’s faking being sad

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9:40am on August 9, 2013 •
so, is this story real?

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9:20am on August 4, 2013 •
Wow that’s crazy

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9:40am on August 2, 2013 •
9:40am on August 1, 2013 •
The Onion who often play games

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9:40am on July 18, 2013 •
Actually, more evidence is coming out

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9:40am on July 17, 2013 •
Who would ever have known???

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9:40am on July 16, 2013 •
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Curated by Hudson Hongo